Lol... British Man Goes Crazy Over Missing Man Hood In Nigeria

We have always been hearing about people who have had their Manhood “taken” from them by means we don’t know of. However a Briton named DICKSON was recently flown back to his country by the British embassy in Nigeria because of this weird unfortunate occurrence.
The Nigerian driver of this Briton seem shaken by this event and wouldn’t not say a word, however after much encouragement he said he and his boss (Dickson) were just driving around Lagos when this cute girl appeared out of nowhere on the Ikeja – Allen Avenue road, in his words “this girl fine so tey me sef go wan nack am *shocked*”.



Anyway they picked up the girl, and then he (the driver) drove them to a hotel on the Island, where the driver saw the Briton and the girl lodge for the night “you know na, which man no go wan nack the babe”. According to the driver; “the nest thin I ear, na my oga wey shout *MY DICK MY DICK*”, the driver rushed into the hotel and was shocked to see his boss naked on the bed without a DICK or a BONER and a room without any female being, “As I see am for bed without hin prick I don know say she  don borrow am forever”. Furthermore the diver said the poor man was as usual only trying to satisfying his sexual desires when his “Prick” mysteriously went missing.
Unfortunately the girl who was supposedly picked up and in the same room with this Briton who got his prick taken is still out there and according to the police “there is nothing we can do as a prick is not capable of being stolen according to our laws in Nigeria”
The British Embassy has refused to make a comment, nevertheless an anonymous tip said this Briton Mr. Dickson has been admitted into a psychiatric home in the United Kingdom as the only word he has been uttering since this “prick missing” business occurred is “ … dick… miss… dick…”. But the Mental home is confident Mr. Dickson may never recover from the shock of this occurrence.