“Give us Amnesty or we kidnap Mr President” – Kidnappers Association of Nigeria (K.A.N)

In a statement issued by the public relations officer of K.A.N (name withheld), the kidnappers association has made it clear that they deserve amnesty from the Federal Government.
They stressed that they have paid their dues and made their mark as well via their numerous accomplishments in the past year e.g Kidnapping Mrs Ngozi Okonjo Iweala’s mother, Mikel’s father, etc as well as many other notable personalities in Nigeria.
Hence they request for amnesty alongside a minimum of N120,000 monthly salary for their recognized members. If not granted, their next target to be kidnapped in broad day light would be Mr. President himself Goodluck Jonathan.