Covenant University Boys Beat Up Room Mate for Touching Their Privates Parts

News filtering in from Covenant University this morning suggests that two 300 Level Male students are to face a Student Council panel after they allegedly beat up their room mate for “playing with their private parts at night whist they were asleep”
In their own version of events, the 2 boys claim that on the fateful night, all 3 of them were asleep on the floor with 2 mattresses, when suddenly, their 3rd room mate, a 200 Level student, started touching both of them around the groin simultaneously while he also slept. In a fit of rage, and feeling defiled, both boys woke up and beat the hell out of their room mate.
Reports also have it that the ‘toucher’ is known for sleep walking, so it could be attributed to that.
However, when we questioned the sleep walker he said that in his dream all he was SKATING, and he was STROKING left and right and he didnt know in reality he was holding his roommates penises.
The case is still under hearing.